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Colorful novelty gum packs with humorous and cheeky phrases, such as “I Love My Penis” and “Cool-Ass Grandma,” arranged on a bright yellow surface in a playful, scattered layout.
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A box of Blue Q's "Ask Your Doctor If Shutting The Fuck Up Is Right For You Gum" features a smiling woman in a white coat and stethoscope, with 8 pieces of mint-flavored gum inside.
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Ask Your Doctor If Shutting The Fuck Up Is Right For You Gum
$2.99

2 reviews
A green box of Blue Q's Get Along With Your CoWorkers Gum shows a smiling man and woman with papers. The box offers stress relief and reads “ARTIFICIAL JOY AND HARMONY” plus “Awesome photocopy, Steve!”.
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Get Along With Your CoWorkers Gum
$2.99

3 reviews
Blue Q’s Friendshrimp Gum: A matchbox featuring two red shrimp holding blue drinks, with "FRIENDSHRIMP" in blue below. Inside are 8 candy-coated fruity gum pieces—perfect for sharing with a friend!.
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Friendshrimp Gum
$2.99
Blue Q’s Have You Tried Screaming??? Gum features 8 cinnamon-flavored pieces in a colorful striped box with bold text. The design includes red, yellow, orange, blue, and white stripes—perfect for everyday gum chewers.
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Have You Tried Screaming??? Gum
$2.99
The Blue Q "Be The Whole Problem Gum" features a box with a grumpy gray cat knocking over milk on a purple background and bold white text. Each box contains 8 pieces of candy-coated gum inside.
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Be The Whole Problem Gum
$2.99

1 review
Blue Q’s Some People Just Need A High Five Gum: cinnamon gum with a bold message and funny image. Perfect for those who love daring humor and cinnamon flavor.
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Some People Just Need A High Five Gum
$2.99

3 reviews
Blue Q's Eldest Child Gum is a novelty candy-coated gum with witty speech bubbles like “Of course I carry the mental and emotional load of our family” and “Did you call Mom back?” on the box.
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Eldest Child Gum
$2.99

2 reviews
Eat Shit Gum by Blue Q: A box with floral and bird designs, boldly stating “Eat Shit.” Each box contains 8 pieces of refreshing mint gum.
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Eat Shit Gum
$2.99

1 review
A black box of Blue Q's My Therapist Really Enjoys Our Stories Gum features white text and contains 8 pieces of mint-flavored, candy-coated gum.
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My Therapist Really Enjoys Our Stories Gum
$2.99

1 review
A pink box of Blue Q's Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Gum, featuring fruit flavor, a unicorn illustration, and the text: "Always be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn, then always be a unicorn.
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Always Be Yourself Unless You Can Be A Unicorn Gum
$2.99

2 reviews
Blue Q’s “Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient” Gum comes in a pink box with a spice jar illustration and cinnamon flavor, plus a free chocolate cake recipe inside.
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Bitch I Am The Secret Ingredient Gum
$2.99

1 review
Let That Shit Go Gum by Blue Q features an illustrated Buddha in orange robes under a tree with a "LET THAT SHIT GO" speech bubble. Each box contains 8 pieces of fruit-flavored, candy-coated gum.
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Let That Shit Go Gum
$2.99

3 reviews
A blue box of Gamer Gum by Blue Q shows a cartoon with a headset and controller, plus “Chew hard, play harder” and “Lasts longer than your cowardly enemies.” Enjoy the intense kick of cinnamon-flavored, candy-coated gum.
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Gamer Gum
$2.99
Blue Q’s “I Actually Gave A Shit Earlier Gum” features a retro blonde woman beside bold text on a yellow diamond-patterned background—an ideal novelty gift or a fun companion to any humorous gum collection.
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I Actually Gave A Shit Earlier Gum
$2.99

2 reviews
Blue Q’s "You're Kind Of A Legend Gum" is a small box with 8 fruit-flavored, candy-coated pieces. The box shows an illustrated gnome in a red hat and striped socks amid colorful flowers and the words “You’re kind of a legend.”.
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You're Kind Of A Legend Gum
$2.99
Blue Q’s Cool-Ass Grandma Gum comes in a rectangular box with mint flavor, decorated in bold, playful text on colorful blue, yellow, and red—making it the perfect fun gift for grandma.
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Cool-Ass Grandma Gum
$2.99
You're Kind Of A Dick Gum by Blue Q comes in a beige box with a brown border, blue butterfly accent, and bold center text. It's filled with cinnamon-flavored candy coated gum—perfect for a funny novelty gift!.
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You're Kind Of A Dick Gum
$2.99

1 review
A rectangular box from Blue Q, featuring vibrant floral art and bold orange text—I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower Gum—makes a fun way to stash your favorite fruit-flavored gum.
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I'm A Delicate Fucking Flower Gum
$2.99

1 review
A rectangular box of Blue Q's Cool-Ass Grandpa Gum features mint-flavored, candy-coated gum in colorful yellow and green packaging with bold blue lettering.
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Cool-Ass Grandpa Gum
$2.99
A rectangular box with colorful polka dots and the phrase "my new personal motto! fuck it" holds 8 pieces of vibrant fruit-flavored French candy. Product: Fuck It Gum by Blue Q. White background design.
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Fuck It Gum
$2.99

4 reviews
Blue Q’s Dad Jokes Gum is mint-flavored, candy-coated, and comes in a box with playful green and blue text. The package advertises “10 free jokes inside,” including a bonus joke about French fries and cheese on the box.
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Dad Jokes Gum
$2.99
Blue Q’s Shut The Hell Up Gum is a funny novelty pack with bold black and red lettering reading “How about a nice big pack of SHUT THE HELL UP.” Includes 8 pieces of artificially flavored cinnamon gum.
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Shut The Hell Up Gum
$2.99

3 reviews
Blue Q's Middle Child Gum comes in a purple box with 8 pieces of fruit-flavored, candy-coated gum and features phrases like "No one consults me" and "Wait, there's a family chat?.
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Middle Child Gum
$2.99
A rectangular Blue Q package features an angry honey badger on red and the text "This Meeting Could Have Been A Fistfight." Contains 8 pieces of cinnamon-flavored, candy-coated gum. Product name: This Meeting Could Have Been A Fistfight Gum.
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This Meeting Could Have Been A Fistfight Gum
$2.99

2 reviews