Holiday 2024

Hilarious, artist-designed, joy-bringing gifts, made with care.

Hilarious, artist-designed, joy-bringing gifts, made with care.

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Blue Q It Takes A Bitch W-Ankle Socks feature a purple diamond sole, colorful geometric patterns, and the yellow phrase "IT TAKES A BITCH" on combed cotton. The socks are shown standing against a plain background.
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These Blue Q "I Shall Support You Like An Underwire Bra" crew socks feature pink abstract sprinkle patterns and a unique design with three birds in a nest, crafted from soft combed cotton.
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I Shall Support You Like An Underwire Bra W-Crew Socks
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The Blue Q Friends Don't Make Friends Hang Out W-Crew Socks are beige combed cotton with pink cuffs, featuring red, pink, and yellow flowers and hearts. The socks display the text: Friends don't make friends hang out.
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The Blue Q "I Love My Boring-Ass Marriage" dish towel features two penguins holding hands on a snowy hill, with the phrase "I LOVE MY BORING-ASS MARRIAGE" below them.
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The Plant Manager Sneaker Socks by Blue Q are green with red trim, decorated with potted plant illustrations and "PLANT MANAGER" in bold letters. Featuring a soft heel tab, these socks combine extra comfort with playful style.
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Blue Q's "Do One Thing Every Day That Scares Your Family" Sneaker Socks feature a cushioned single sock with red toe & top, an illustration of a child hugging an alligator, and the slogan in red. "BLUE Q" is printed at the top.
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Blue Q’s “Just Gonna What The Fuck My Way Through This Shit” M-Crew Socks feature two gray combed cotton socks: one with a bull and bold text, the other with the bull’s rear and abstract red, black, and white designs.
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The Blue Q "Do You Think I Made Enough? Maybe I Should Double It. I Should Probably Double It." Dish Towel features strawberries with faces above pancakes, waffles, fried chicken, and corn, plus the humorous text from its name.
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Do You Think I Made Enough? Maybe I Should Double It. I Should Probably Double It. Dish Towel
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The Blue Q Petal Print Handy Tote features red handles and a bold red and cream geometric floral pattern. This glossy tote stands upright on its own, adding stylish convenience to your daily routine.
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The Blue Q "Yeah, I Followed The Recipe Once. It Was Fucking Boring." Oven Mitt features a cartoon of someone spilling red liquid with dishes behind, plus the cheeky text: "Yeah, I followed a recipe once. Blah blah blah—never again. It was fucking boring.
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Yeah, I Followed The Recipe Once. It Was Fucking Boring. Oven Mitt
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The Blue Q Hazy Daisy Shoulder Tote is a large reusable shopping bag with dark green handles and a vibrant, blurred floral pattern in white, yellow, purple, and green on a glossy finish for a unique look.
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Hazy Daisy Shoulder Tote
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The Blue Q "You're A Monster Pencil Case" is a green zippered pouch with black cartoon monster drawings and bold white "YOU'RE A MONSTER" text—perfect for organizing your supplies.
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Blue Q's "Turns Out I’m Tough As Shit Sneaker Socks" feature retro yellow, green, gray, and white patterns with cushioned comfort for a bold style. “Turns out I’m tough as shit” is displayed on one sock and BLUE Q on the cuff.
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Blue Q’s I Dig Dirt W-Crew Socks feature bold petunias and “I DIG DIRT” on a turquoise background, with brown soil and vibrant worm designs—perfect for gardening enthusiasts.
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Blue Q’s Handsome Devil M-Crew Socks feature gray and red stripes, red toes and heels, red starbursts, and a cartoon toast holding a heart with “HANDSOME DEVIL” in blue and white text.
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Blue Q’s “Your Very Own Cheering Section. They Think You’re Great.” W-Crew Socks are cream-colored crew socks with colorful smiley faces, black starbursts, and bold text to brighten your day. Made of soft combed cotton with spandex.
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Your Very Own Cheering Section. They Think You're Great. W-Crew Socks
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Blue Q’s No Fuckin' Sweat Sneaker Socks are blue, cushioned, and feature a smiling sun graphic with colorful rays. Below, bold text on orange reads NO FUCKIN SWEAT, with the Blue Q brand at the top.
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Blue Q’s “Studies Show I’m The Shit” W-Crew Socks feature navy blue combed cotton, small light blue diamond patterns, and the phrase "STUDIES SHOW IM THE SHIT" on the side in light blue.
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Studies Show I'm The Shit W-Crew Socks
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Blue Q's Still Recovering From Middle School Sneaker Socks feature yellow and green cushioning, white stripes, and a bold "still recovering from middle school" print—perfect for all-day comfort.
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Still Recovering From Middle School Sneaker Socks
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The Blue Q "Washing Dishes Builds Character. Maybe You Should Give It A Fucking Try." Dish Towel features colorful overlapping circles in red, orange, yellow, green, pink, and blue with bold, cheeky text for a fun kitchen accent.
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Washing Dishes Builds Character. Maybe You Should Give It A Fucking Try. Dish Towel
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Blue Q Actual Superhero W-Crew Socks: two navy blue combed cotton socks with blue cuffs, spiderweb designs, and "ACTUAL SUPER HERO" in yellow on the sides, reinforced with a nylon-spandex blend, displayed upright against a plain background.
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Actual Superhero W-Crew Socks
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Runnin' Up That Hill Sneaker Socks by Blue Q are purple with beige toe and heel, bold red, white, and beige "RUNNIN UP THAT HILL SOCKS" lettering, a soft heel tab, and blue BLUE Q branding at the top.
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Runnin' Up That Hill Sneaker Socks
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Blue Q’s Luck Ain't Got Nothin' To Do With It W-Ankle Socks feature a yellow combed cotton base with green cuffs, heels, and toes, colorful dice accents, and the bold phrase "Luck ain't got nothin' to do with it.
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Luck Ain't Got Nothin' To Do With It W-Ankle Socks
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The Blue Q "Welcome To My Cooking Show!" Oven Mitt features blue and white checks with the bold phrase printed on the front, inspired by The French Chef Julia Child.
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Welcome To My Cooking Show! Oven Mitt
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